Tuesday, 8 September 2009
ABC Wednesday H for History
Solomon had seven hundred porcupines!!
One of my students gave me these beauties!
The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the funniest answers are those that are misspelled...
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elswhere.
2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
3 Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
4 The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greek also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
5..Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death his career suffered a dramatic decline.
6 In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
7 Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be king. Dying, he gasped out "Tee hee, Brutus."
8 Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
9.Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen". As a queen she was a success . When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted, "Hurrah!"
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