Thursday 6 December 2007
Tips for the ladies in year 2008
*Tips for the ladies in year 2008*
*1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.*
*2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.*
*3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of
tequila.*
*4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!*
*5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).*
*6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and
deal with it.*
*7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just
my personality.*
*8. I know I'm in my own little world, but its ok. They know me here.*
*9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.*
*10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes
you walk funny.*
*11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then
mix it with vodka.*
*12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male* *is someone
else's ex-boyfriend!*
*Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from
a hangover,
*or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to smile
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